CSI: Punch The Pineapple version...

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Sunday morning... my house mate and i found a fat-dead-lizard lying lifeless on the kitchen floor...

Time of death: not more than 48 hours
Possible cause of death:
1) old age
2) accident
3) poisoning... from eating the food we cooked
or from eating the expired food we kept
4) killed by another lizard

Prime suspect: ??? no idea

Since all of us are too scared to move the body, we just leave it until the lady who come and clean the unit came and throw it out. This is the third case between 2006-2007. There are similarities on the three victims. All are found dead in the kitchen early in the morning... which mean, the crime happened at night. All victims are still in good condition, which mean they didn't involve in a fight with another lizard..
hrm.. we will continue our investigation and will soon catch the suspect who we suspect is still lurking around freely behind the kitchen cabinets...


Words from eyewitness: ''i think lizards are gross.. but still its nicer to see them alive than seeing them dead.''

If you have any ideas on what or who might cause the death of those poor creatures, please inform us. As justice must prevail!